(Please remember, this is just MY opinion, you may agree, you may not, just don't troll)
Yeah, I know it came out years ago, back when your parents used stone tools and hunted mammoths, but still these movies deserve a good whatever it is I'm about to give it. (Insert stupid, sexual innuendo here).
Anyway, this movie SUCKS! I will now explain the "plot", *AHEM*: Married couple find out they are haunted. Husband decides to film their bedroom, because, as we all know, ghosts restrict themselves to the bedrooms of the houses they haunt. They then find a burnt picture in the attic, which makes them scared, so they continue filming. Nothing happens, but then... *SPOOKY* Jump scares, *SPOOKY* noises, *SPOOKY* annoying camera angles and everything else you'd expect from a *SPOOKY* Blair Witch rip-off. Girl gets possessed, husband dies, the end.
Seriously, I've seen scarier things in the toilet that this movie. I can safely say the most interesting part of this "film" is the beginning, because that's when I was awake. It's like this movie was made by a brain damaged monkey with a stolen camcorder and two hostages. There is no effort put into it, and it makes you wonder whether or not the camera was handheld because it was supposed to be like that, or if that's all they could afford on their budget. It boggles the mind that people can make something so bad. Seriously, it's not worth your time. Don't do it. Really. Don't bother. Just don't. DON'T! EVER!
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